This Shout Out Is To My Future Sweetheart...Life-Mate...Lover...My Forever After...(Whomever.Whenever Or Wherever She May Be)

Written by: Darnell Cosey aka SlowMo

First Of All I'd Like To Wish Any Woman Reading This Note Good Luck In This Whole Dating Game! Because As I Sit Here On The Bench Watching From The Sidelines I'm Finding It To Be A Bit Scary...Potentially Draining...And A Long Drawn-out Process While Life Itself Is Just WAY Too Damn Short!!!

So I Don't Mind One Bit If A Woman Is Living Her Life Fast Because She's FOUND Herself...GOTTEN OUT OF HER OWN WAY... And Is Finally Embracing Her "Grown-ness" and "Sexy-ness"...

You've Probably Unloaded The Dead Weight In Your Life... So I Understand You're Feeling Lighter...The Heaviness Is Gone... Your Life Is SPEEDING UP...You're Becoming The Woman You Know You Always Should've Been And  Now You're Getting Ready To Put On Your Turn Signal...Smash The Gas Pedal And hit The "GO-FAST-LANE"...Have Some Fun Girl!!! Enjoy Your Life!!! You Deserve It!!...

But If I'm The Man You Choose To Share Your Life With,As You Become A "100 mph Diva" In A "55 mph World"... I Need You To Pump Your Brakes...Take A Deep Breath And Listen To What I'm About To Say To You....I Don't Care How Fast You Decide To Go In This Life Just   Promise Me When The Time Comes You'll Love Me In "SlowMotion"....

Don't Worry I'm Not Trying To Become A Road Block...An Obstruction Or Just Another "ROAD HAZARD" In Your Life...I'm Not The "RELATIONSHIP POLICE" So I'm Not Trying To Convict You... Judge You...Or Condemn You For Your Past Offenses, Like Careless And Reckless Use Of Emotions...Or Operating A Domestic Partnership Without A License. In Conjunction With Conspiring To Impersonate A Lawful Wedded WIFE....

How About The Time You Were Suspected Of Hunting And Trapping Wild Males On Another Woman's Private Property... Out Of Season....And With No Hunting Permit!(Hell You Didn't Even Have A Gun To Shoot-em With When They're Sorry asses Got Out Of Your Cage And Ran Off!)

Not To Mention Your Long Line Of Hit-And- Run "Dating And Mating Accidents."(I've Had A Couple Of Those Myself!)Lol!!!

I Don't Blame You For "FLEEING the SCENE Of A Fool" And Speeding Away From The Foolishness You Left Behind You On The Road A ways Back... I'm Only Here To Let You Know You're Not A Fugitive Any More...You Don't Have To Run Any More And That It's OK To Slow Down As You Approach Your Final Destination And Your Destiny.........Me.

As I Stated Earlier I'm Not The "RELATIONSHIP POLICE" But I am A "Concerned CITIZEN" And What Is About To Take Place Here Is What Is Known As A "CITIZENS ARREST"...

Ma'am I Need You To Step Out Of Your Vehicle Raise Your Hands Slowly And Place Them In Mine I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Have To Take You Into Protective Custody. Please Hold Your Head Up,And Look Into My Eyes As I read You Your Miranda Rights...

You Have The Right To Remain Outspoken And Never be Silent...

You Have A Right To My Full Undivided Attention And Never Be Ignored...

You Have the Right To Godly Council. If You Never Had Godly Council I Will Lovingly Make It Available To You Upon Request...

You Have The Right To Be All You Can Be With My Full Support And Without Interference From Outside Forces...

You Have The Right To Love Me Fiercely And Fearlessly Without Concerns Of Betrayal Or Disloyalty...

And Last But Not Least You Have A Right To Kiss Me Whenever You Want...

Ma'am Do You Fully Understand These Rights As I've Conveyed Them To You? If So Place Your Arms Around Me And Hold Me As If Your Life Depends On It... Because My Life Depends On It Too...

Let's Give Love A Chance With Patience...Understanding...Then More Patience... Do That And I Promise As Long As There Is Breath In My Body You Will Never Have To Regret You Ever Knew Me...

You Will Never Have To Look At Another Couple In Love And Wonder What It Feels Like And Wishing That Woman Was You...And Most Of All You'll Never Have To Log On To Those STUPID DATING SITES  Where You've Spent Hours Viewing The Profiles Trying To Sort The BOGUS From The Just Plain BULL CRAP!....

We'll Be Too Busy Somewhere Loving Each Other In "SlowMotion". Trust Me When I Say With You In My Life I'm Not JUST Interested In Making Love... I Want Us To Put Our Heads...Our Hearts...Our Souls Together And Make HISTORY....

-Darnell Cosey aka "SlowMo"